Putting Coffee In The Friendzone

As we join Betsy, she is sitting behind her desk in her office in her brain, waiting. She’s known that she needed to have this conversation for weeks, but she kept putting it off, hoping against hope she wouldn’t have to go there. After all, how can she friendzone someone she loves so very much? […]


Betsy    …and then do you remember how the Muse got all caffeinated and we laughed and laughed because she was just chattering and jumping around… Muse     I was not! Betsy    You certainly were! After that typing session my arms were so sore I couldn’t even take off my glasses! Coffee   […]

The Muse Has A Date

Hi, Betsy Oh hey!  Hi, Muse!  How are you? Fine.  Um.  Nice to see you. You seem a little uncomfortable, Muse.  What’s up? I have to, um, tell you something. Oh.  Well, go ahead. I’m, well.  I’m, um, seeing Coffee. You’re…what? I’m seeing Coffee.  We’re kind of, you know, dating. You’re dating Coffee?  I thought […]

Finding The Blogosphere Part 2

    When last we left our intrepid band of adventurers, they were getting ready to enter the Emerald City in search of the Great and Powerful Blogosphere…   Betsy:             Wow. Everyone in this city is…green. Coffee:            It ain’t easy. Muse:       […]

Finding The Blogosphere

Another Ode To Coffee

*stir, stir, stir* *clink, clink* *sip* Hello, Coffee. Hi. I’ve written another poem about you. Is it as good as the last one? Even better. Yay. *huh hummm*   O Coffee, O Coffee, My own turtledove, I want to express The depth of my love.   O Coffee, O Coffee, Caffiene in a cup, When […]