Betsy Builds A Snowman…er…Blog Post

  Blogosphere? *silence* Blogosphere,  I know you’re there.  *touches door closed in her face* *crickets chirp* I had a good excuse for not blogging this time.  I did.  It was a very rough winter. *wind whistles through trees* I honestly didn’t have the time to blog. *echoes* blooog blooog blooog Blogosphere?  I really miss you. […]

Blogging Is Sooooo Yesterday

Blogosphere, I have a bone to pick with you. Why the heck would you want to pick bones? I don’t have any bones. All of my skeletons are in the closet. I mean, I’m feeling annoyed with you. Oh. *shrug* Okay. Why take it out on me? Just go flame someone on Facebook or Twitter. […]

Another Chance

Oh, Blogosphere, I’m so happy to see you!  It’s been so long!  *tries to throw arms around Blogosphere*  “Blogosphere turns away* Hey, you paid your web hosting invoice.  Why shouldn’t I be here?  *shrug* *Betsy steps back uncertainly*  Well, yes…but aren’t you happy to see me at all? Look, I don’t know why you wanted […]

Digital First: The Socratic Dialogue. Sort Of.

Hello, Blogosphere! It’s good to see you! Why am I here again? Welllllll, because you love me. *blink, blink* Right. That must be it. No, no. *chuckle* I asked you to come here today because I had a thought. ERMAHGERD! Erm…Oh. *chuckle chuckle* You’re so darned trendy, Blogosphere. You betcha. So, what’s up? Time’s a-wastin’. […]

Now. What Shall We Talk About?

Hi, Blogosphere. Hey. Thanks for seeing me on such short notice. You paid me to show up. Er…yeah.  Um…Okay.  “Heh, heh, heh… Now.  What shall we talk about?  Heh, heh, heh.” Why are you wheezing? It’s a reference to a scene from Raiders of the Lost Ark.  I was trying to entertain. Sure. But seriously. […]

Finding The Blogosphere Part 2

    When last we left our intrepid band of adventurers, they were getting ready to enter the Emerald City in search of the Great and Powerful Blogosphere…   Betsy:             Wow. Everyone in this city is…green. Coffee:            It ain’t easy. Muse:       […]