Classical Music, Muppet Style

Because I a) love classical music, b) love the Muppets and c) don’t have a blog post prepared for today, I thought I would share some of my favorite YouTube clips in which the Muppets perform some pieces of classical music in their own muppety style. First: An Ode to Joy as you’ve never heard […]

Dear Internet

Dear Internet – Okay, you and I have to talk. Or not talk, as the case may be. I mean, you know I love you, but this is getting ridiculous. You are just way too attractive for your own good. Or my good. Whatever. We’re going to have to start setting some boundaries in our […]

Another Ode To Coffee

*stir, stir, stir* *clink, clink* *sip* Hello, Coffee. Hi. I’ve written another poem about you. Is it as good as the last one? Even better. Yay. *huh hummm*   O Coffee, O Coffee, My own turtledove, I want to express The depth of my love.   O Coffee, O Coffee, Caffiene in a cup, When […]

Endings

As you may have guessed from the pain the Muse experienced on Sunday, I’ve been working on the ending for my current book. You wouldn’t think the end would be a problem in a romance novel. After all, in a romance the man and the woman get together. Period. And yes, that’s the case. But the […]

The Muse Gives Birth

*pant pant pant* OWWWWW! *pant pant pant* Muse! Muse! *Betsy runs into the post* I have your ice chips. *offers cup* Take your ice chips and put ’em where the sun don’t shine! *pant pant pant* I’m sorry, I’m sorry. The contractions are getting closer, aren’t they? What the hell do you think? Okay. *Betsy […]

Suddenly

I hate – absolutely HATE – when I know what I want to do, I know what I need to do, I even know HOW to go about doing what I want and need to do, and yet…and yet…I don’t do it. For example. I know that I need to eat better. I know that […]