Finding The Blogosphere Part 2

 

 

When last we left our intrepid band of adventurers, they were getting ready to enter the Emerald City in search of the Great and Powerful Blogosphere…

 

Betsy:             Wow. Everyone in this city is…green.

Coffee:            It ain’t easy.

Muse:              And they’re all singing. I want to sing too!

Betsy:             No. We have to find the Great and Powerful Blogosphere.

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Finding The Blogosphere

Betsy:   Blogosphere?

*silence*

Betsy:   Hello? Blogosphere? Are you there?

*crickets*

Betsy:   Darn it all, Blogosphere! I’m talking to you!

*more silence*

Muse:   I think we maybe pissed him off.

Betsy:   We? Who’s we? I would have been talking to him 24/7 but you’ve been running me ragged.

Muse:   Damn straight! Drop and give me twenty!

Betsy:   Geeze! Not again. *falls to floor* *begins push-ups*

Muse:   MWHAHAHA! Power is mine!

Coffee:   Hey, I have some power too.

Muse:   Of course you do, babycakes. *smooch* *slurp*

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Muse In The Morning

 

 

For your entertainment, I would like to share a typical morning conversation between me, my Muse and Coffee.

 

 

Betsy: *drags self out of bed and over to computer* Hi.

Muse. Hey.

Betsy: *yawn*

Muse: Is that Coffee?

Betsy: Yeah.

Coffee: Hi.

Betsy and Muse: Hi.

Coffee: Wanna drink?

Betsy: More than life.

Muse: Don’t make the “you consume me” joke again.

Coffee: ‘K. *pours*

Betsy and Muse: *sip, sip, sip*

Muse: Okay, we ready to do this?

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The Muse Gives Birth

*pant pant pant* OWWWWW! *pant pant pant*

Muse! Muse! *Betsy runs into the post* I have your ice chips. *offers cup*

Take your ice chips and put ’em where the sun don’t shine! *pant pant pant*

I’m sorry, I’m sorry. The contractions are getting closer, aren’t they?

What the hell do you think?

Okay. *Betsy scuttles around like a crab* I need…I need to get my laptop set up.

You’d better get your laptop set up, because this ending scene is coming, and it’s coming fast. OWWWWWW!!

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The Muse Bulks Up

*drip*
*drip*

*creeeeeeeaaaaaak*

 

Wow, it’s really dark and empty in here. *Betsy looks around her brain*

 

*scitter, scatter*

 

*jumps* What’s that?!?!?! Oh!  Oh, it’s the video game I just finished. Whew. *Betsy walks a little further into her brain* *footsteps echo* Boy. This is kind of creepy. I should probably go read something.

 

*clang* *huff* *clang*

 

Hey, that sounds like…excercise equipment? *Betsy walks forward* *Peers cautiously around some serotonin* What the… Muse? Muse, is that you?

 

*clang* *huff* *clang*   Yo.   *clang*

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A Betsy’s Blog Christmas Party


“Christ-mas is coming! The goose is getting FAAATTTT–“

Blogosphere?

“Please to put a penny in the old man’s HAAAAATTTTTT–“

Blogosphere!

“If you have no penny, a ha’ penny will DOOOOOOOOOO….”

Blogosphere! Shut up for a minute!

What? Oh, hey. How’s it going?

What are you doing up on that ladder?

What does it look like I’m doing? I’m decoratin’

You’re decoratin’, uh, I mean, you’re decorating? Again?

Yeah. For the party.

Party?

Yeah. Party. Must you repeat everything I say?

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